jobs and shoes and things heather got a job heather got a job heather got a jooooob. ::does a bad rendition of the running man:: haha. i was really starting to doubt my ability to get a crappy ass job. well ok .. i was actually starting to be very impressed with my ability to stave off a job for 9 months and not owe anyone an arm or even a pinky finger. its april and everyones payed up payed off and out of my hair.. and ive got a crappy retail job.. awww yeaaaah. thw worst part was the 5 days between where they told me i had to take a drug test.. and the actual day. there was stressing and cursing and paying too much money for horrible tasting drug test passing shite.. im not really sure why you need to take a drug test to work in retail.. its folding clothes and a register.. not brain surgery. but i really needed a job.. it was down to critical. and a big HA! to everyone who told me it wouldnt work and that id have to walk away from orientation crying BUT I DIDNT INHAAAALE! or something.. ehhee i realized today after day one.. that i indeed have no clothes that are appropriate for a 'business casual' environment. well..ok .. i have what i wore today..and thats about it. everything else is jeans or weird pants.. or t-shirts..or dressy but a little too...er.. sexy.. heh. and shoes. forget that. i wear one pair of shoes everyday. theyre cuteish maryjane joggers.. or thats what the description said when i bought them..and theyre too sneakery to wear.. and for some odd reason all my other shoes are sandals or giant platforms.. i dont know what that says. but ill admit i had a sandal obsession.. but i hate buying shoes. curse you giant feet! and i might go buy clothes or shoes.. but did i mention i bought fish? like aquarium fish.. i resurrected my fishtank from high school that was too close to the clutches of my moms pending yard sale.. and i spent way too much money getting new stuff for it and finally fishes.. but i giggle everytime i walk through the living room and look at that crystal clear water and mr crebs (the tiny crab) waving his giant claw in the air. and a million other actually interesting things have happened lately. which is surprising.. which means.. ill write more soon.. because its not often that shit happens. but for now.. im going to watch Half Baked for the millionth time. but its the first time ive not been stoned while watching it which is really just wrong.. kenny called. hes in jail. he didnt leave a number. sincerely, the guy on the couch
this movie never gets old. |