dont be that guy. good god. sometimes i think the trolls in the sky like to mock me. seriously. not more than ten minutes before, i was having a conversation with my future husband who doesnt know it yet(hahaha) and we were talking about what makes up the perfect partner in crime.. er.. boy/girlfriend.. and out of nowhere. kablam! this. the following is a public service announcement to all guys out there. if you think a chick is cool..and that chick is anything like me.. dont try these lines at home. youve been warned.
(ive taken the liberty of adding my own commentary to whats being said..to further help the poor boys of the nation on how to catch a rabid one.. itll be in the parenthesis.. of course.) NotSweeney: hello my name is Ryan, I am a friend of Peter Sorbi who works at Blockbuster in suoth hadley with me, nice pic on your web page. :) I am single and 25 in northampton how are you. (um. i usually like to open a conversation with strangers with an odd question or random sound.. this here almost sounds like a spam message for a personals ad) Deadkyttn: hrm NotSweeney: how are you? i have short dark hair, brown eyes, and glasses, i have worked at blockbuster a little over a year now. (are we reading off of cue cards?) Deadkyttn: youre just full of information.. Deadkyttn: you just tell strangers everything eh? NotSweeney: no pete suggested that i e-mail you, he gave me your address i am not like him in any way, i am a hopeless romantic, i figure get it out in the open :) (at this point i have no clue who pete is..) Deadkyttn: ...and where did you come across my name? Deadkyttn: i have no clue who this pete is either.. NotSweeney: Pete gave me your screen name, he said he hadn't talked to you in a long time, i am sorry if i bothered you in anyway Deadkyttn: neah.. im not bothered Deadkyttn: i just have no clue who you or your friend are.. Deadkyttn: i dont bite strangers... usually (my attempt at seeing if he gets me humor) NotSweeney: me either (the correct response wouldve been a laugh.. or a grrrowl.. or anything creative..) Deadkyttn: hahaha. Deadkyttn: its finally clicked Deadkyttn: i know who youre talking about now.. (the hamster in my brain works slowly sometimes) NotSweeney: do tell Deadkyttn: your friend.. digs up bottles.. and stuff (if you want to harass him for sending this loser to me.. his aim name is Mankatt ;)) NotSweeney: yeah thats him he collects stuff. i collect boxed action figures (i went to a rave with a boy who collected transformers once.. he hated me for glitterizing the backseat of his car..hrmph) Deadkyttn: hahah silly kids ;p NotSweeney: i like to watch movies, make movies, cuddle on cold nights, listen to music, hang with friends, go out to eat, play video games, fun stuff, love to make a girl feel safe when she is with me :) (insert more lame personal ad here. is he a robot or an automated machine?) Deadkyttn: youre a walking personal ad Deadkyttn: heehe (sometimes you gotta tell it like it is) NotSweeney: are you single (erm. desperate?) Deadkyttn: should it matter already? Deadkyttn: you dont even know me yet Deadkyttn: hah unless youve heard some great stories NotSweeney: sorry i am just in a good mood tonight Deadkyttn: howcome? NotSweeney: had a great day at work and i just had supper (great and work in the same sentence.. who knew?) Deadkyttn: wheee Deadkyttn: so whyd he give you my name? NotSweeney: he said that you would be interesting to talk to, and that you were my type. (BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA) Deadkyttn: whats your *type* NotSweeney: girls that like art, music, movies, like to have fun and cuddle. like techno/industrial music, thats my type (its like my friend told him what i like..and he took notes.. creepy.) Deadkyttn: fair enough NotSweeney: what is your type of guy? Deadkyttn: hrm. i like passionate people.. who get caught up in something like art..music ..whatever.. people who arent afraid to live.. or just disappear NotSweeney: thats me i love to live and love life. i am caught up in making my own movies and i like to write stories. (um. i say i like people who get caught up in somethign.. he replies with those same words..wheres the creativity.. blah.) Deadkyttn: so do i get a mug shot of you? NotSweeney: yeah i will send it. only reason i wasn't smiling is my friend caught me off guard, i hope you like it (dont hope i like it .. KNOW.. have confidence.. or dont care at all.. be aloof.. mmmm) NotSweeney: i liked your pic you were pretty (yada yada yada) Deadkyttn: thanxx NotSweeney: welcome NotSweeney: senyt NotSweeney: well? :)
Deadkyttn: haha. im not here to analyze people (is it obvious?) NotSweeney: :) NotSweeney: i understand Deadkyttn: you seem pretty tame (im bored.) NotSweeney: oh no i have a wild side to me too (a wild side? do we wear jungle print underroos?) Deadkyttn: but what do you consider wild?
NotSweeney: kinky stuff, going to goth clubs, having fun (what happens when someones wild side is your reality? eek.)
NotSweeney: what do you consider wild
Deadkyttn: hrm.. i dunno.. there is no wild.. theres just life..
NotSweeney: life is life
((cool kid disappeared.. no goodbye!? how rude! ;P)) im not getting some tonight.. im not drawing naked boys. im watching will and grace..and finding it oddly funny. im also a superhero. |